Most Eve players have experienced the dreaded disconnect from time to time. Even though we like to pretend in our little worlds that all our losses are due to this ill, the truth of the matter is that very few are.
In almost 10 years of playing EVE on and off your author has only ever lost one ship due to a disconnect. A Tormentor that I warped to fight at a novice plex at 40km. Right at that moment the disconnect happened.
Of course I'm dead, but I restart the client and log in - only to have my pod that went into emergency warp land in the fray again...
As luck would have it all the scrams on grid were "busy" and the (empty) pod was reduced to half armor by a single glancing blow before I could warp it off again.
As far as disconnects go that was fairly ho-hum - spare a thought for someone disconnecting when flying his 2Billion ISK Blops. Or his carrier, super carrier or titan (yes, they tell me it has happened). Poor sods.
The most inopportune (and hilarious) disconnect that I have personally been privy to happened shortly after I had first joined Schneckt. Our FC: Hilo (the name we call him by, unchanged to
We warp to a large plex at range (because sniping - duh) and sure enough there are a couple of ships on grid with an interceptor burning at us from 100km out. The optimal on these arty ruptures is somewhere around 60km and the inty is fast approaching.
Hilo: "Align to citadel and lock inty. LOCK ONLY!"... We do as he says
|HILO JADAVEON V|
Hilo: "Wait"... 80km
Hilo: "Wait for it".... 70km
Dafuq Hilo !!???
Staccato TS3 voice: "User in your channel timed out"... Hilo
Of course by this time the inty is within scram range and our guns cannot track. What's more the rest of the inty's fleet is now inbound.
Random fleet member: "We can't fight this in arty ships, warp to citadel and dock"... We sheepishly do so, leaving one of your members to die.
Staccato TS3 voice: "User joined your channel"... Hilo
Hilo: "Did we get him!?"... Laughter!
C'est la vie.
|HILO is in local bois!!!|
P.S. Hilo is a really funny guy and he likes to announce himself with this meme: